“Waco ‘R’ Us” by Dan Grossman

United States Government, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons

Waco “R” Us

Today Trump was indicted for stealing documents
and MAGA don’t give a flying fuck.
MAGA go out to stock up, looking for 
used AR-15s, MAGA don’t find them 

in Goodwill. MAGA find them in Badwill 
and if anyone tells them they need to 
accept that the law is the law
MAGA tell you “the fuck I will.”   

MAGA give Trump the keys
to whatever prison the deep state 
throw him in. MAGA give him 

the keys to the White House, to the Court,
to the prosecutors, to the nukes.
MAGA got a plan to burn the whole thing down.