“At the Athenaeum Music & Arts Library, La Jolla” by Dan Grossman
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At the Athenaeum Music & Arts Library, La Jolla
After the work “Sometimes doing nothing is the best thing to do,’’ by Carlos Castro Arias
I saw your severed head, Junipero Serra,
in a birdbath. It was in the exhibit
“The Splinter in the Eye,” by Carlos Castro Arias.
The artist was giving a talk, and his patrons
were eating it all up, even the paintings
“Eat my Flesh, Drink my Pee,” and “Sexy
Motherfucker.” I’m confident, Serra,
you would’ve sicked the inquisition
on such artists, sticking splinters in their eyes
or up their asses. You may have had little time
for art but you had plenty of time to practice
self-chastisement, while you founded missions
up and down the California Coast,
from Baja to Monterrey. Every time your cock
got hard after an errant glance at the flesh
of the Kumeyaay girls you tried to convert
you whipped yourself until you came.
That wasn’t supposed to happen, but the male
libido doesn’t handle repression well. Just look
at the stats, look at the 4% of priests raping
the children in their care over the past
1,000 years, But America wasn’t supposed
to happen either, not the way it did,
with the crowds beheading your statue
after George Floyd. Considering all
the chaos that came in your wake,
do you regret having come to these shores?